…and all day long you’ll wonder what you were thinking.
The problem with writing a blog is that it can give people ideas.
Like the friend who, after reading my posts about returning to running, decided to issue me with the challenge to enter our local half marathon event next April. Sigh. She knows I can’t resist a challenge.
I’ve never run in a fun run. Ever. Not even a 3km stroll in the park. But, you know, why muck about with piddling little distances?
So training has begun in earnest rather than in the haphazard, hope-for-the-best nature I usually do things.
I was wondering if I were to give myself a running nickname, it might give me further motivation, don’t you think? Emil Zátopek was the ‘Czech Locomotive’, Marjorie Jackson the ‘Lithgow Flash’, Usain Bolt is the ‘Lightning Bolt’ and Eric Liddle was the ‘Flying Scotsman’.
I was thinking about what name I might choose when I looked in the mirror after a 5km run on a warm afternoon. And there it was. Behold! The Flying Beetroot!
To help me keep on track, I asked another friend to give me some training guidance. She sent me a spreadsheet. Sigh. I can’t resist a spreadsheet. I suspect she knows that. A non-checked-off spreadsheet can send me into a nervous breakdown so she knows I’ll stick to the training plan.
Here’s what my future holds:
I love that she expects me to run 9km on Christmas Day. She probably knows I will, too, just to prove I can.
But if all else fails, I suspect I will cross that finish line anyway through sheer bloody-mindedness.
And they know that, too.
You could also wipe out the ‘K’ in KM and do 5 metres. Think how fit you will be to do other things.
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Do you offer personal training? I think we’d get along really well.
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You’re awesome, Beetroot! I could be issued the challenge AND the spreadsheet and would still be found on the sofa wiping toast crumbs off my chin. So I submit there’s the blood of a champion flowing through your veins. Did M-R do that spreadsheet? If not, we know she’ll love it anyway.
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I think it’s just the blood of a very stubborn person. I appear to have an almost pathological need to prove I can do things. Mostly to myself.
Spreadsheet was done by my marathon-running-personal-training-former-Trailwalker-teammate friend who kind of knows what she’s talking about.
Oh yes, M-R and I are as one on the importance of a good spreadsheet to keep you motivated. 😀
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Run, Master, run!!! You can do it!!! (The Flying Beetroot may have to be my next Halloween costume.)
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If I actually manage to pull this off, I’m going to hold you to that. 😀
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So long as you don’t end up as coleslaw …..
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I could be well and truly juiced by the end of all this.
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I’m just sitting here (not running) and smiling at the story and the comments. You go, girl.
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And which of us is the more sensible, do you think?
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Ah well, that depends on your definition of sensible… (I should be a diplomat)
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How funny you are….the Flying Beetroot! I can see the comic books, movies, and stuffed toys now……the world’s newest superhero arrives on the scene! In my case, I’m afraid it would be the Non-Flying, Just-Beat Root.
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Oh, you really shouldn’t put ideas in my head…. I think there’s at least going to have to be a t-shirt.
Ha! You’re clever! 😀
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Best of luck oh mighty flying Beetroot!
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Thanks, Sue! Pity I can’t train on Tuscan hills….
I did appreciate seeing all these comments as I dragged myself out of bed this morning to check off the next box.
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But this is marvellous, H ! – not only the challenge, and the total impossibility of its being failed once accepted, but The Flying Beetroot,as well ! 😀 I’m jealous: I never thought of a nom de nym.
So here we are conjoined again, eh ? – challenges lined up, mulled over and faced down. All those adverbs !!! [grin]
AND with spreadsheets !
We know we shall overcome; so here we go, hand in hand towards the sunrise. Good luck to us !
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I didn’t think it was marvellous when the alarm went off at 6 o’clock this morning. I thought, “Bloody spreadsheet.” But I got up and ran so I grudgingly acknowledge its power over me. And it always feels good once I’m out there.
How about “The Amazing Allowrie and Her Disappearing Butter”? It would give you an excuse to use words like Alakazam! and Hey Presto! [H thinks maybe writing blog comments while fuelled up on endorphins will not be appreciated by the recipients]
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But in my worser days I consumed packets of Lurpak.
OTY for that …
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The Lovely Lurpak and Her Levitating Lard?
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I readily acknowledge the lift and lilt … but … a bit of a mouthful, H !!! [grin]
I shall leave you to have the pseudeplume: there are, after all, none for weight-losers that I know of …
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The Great Moodini?
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The Great Boudini ? – a bit … tricksy, that one …
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AWESOME!!!
There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that you are going to rock this challenge!!! 🙂
The moniker though – I’m not so fond. Really? Beets bleed. Sweating blood is a bad thing.
How about something more along the line of the Scarlet Flash? or Scarlet of Oz? or The Flaming Gazelle? 🙂
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Mm. Nope, sorry, I have become attached to the Beetroot. I expect to shed plenty of blood, sweat and tears before the end of all this.
And you realise that this is all your fault of course. 😀
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Then my work here is done!! 😀
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Beetroot has a lovely positive ring about it. You could do worse – you could be an orange squash. Good luck with the training schedule. Weekly updates? We’ll all be rooting for you.
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I think it’s also rather Australian. What’s an Aussie hamburger without beetroot?
There will be updates but probably not weekly. I mean, it’s just “I went running some more” really. But I’m sure the Flying Beetroot will have some stories to tell.
Thanks, Irene. 🙂
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The flying beetroot does have a ring to it. I think you’re brave even contemplating such a schedule. Well done for even thinking about it!
Shall be interested to see how the spread sheet develops, maybe you need different colours to represent different things… ?
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Thanks, Barbara! I’m rather hoping the only colour to make it onto that chart is Green. Green means I did it. Any other colour would be… disappointing.
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Fly beetroot fly. You are braver than I. I feel more like a stuffed tomato. Whose breathing would be staccato, where I to run for fitness or fun. And finish chopped and fried for risotto. 😀
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😀 This is what I love about using vegetables for noms de plume – the allegories are hilarious.
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Nom de Plums could begin, if fruits joined in! 🙂
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Oh, that’s clever! Well done!
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